delicious-food-porn:

Follow for more food porn!

pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meanplastic:

i want a relationship like this

RIDE OR DIE

RIDE AND DIE

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

#one of life’s greatest tragedies is the absence of a winslet-dicaprio marriage

zubat:

Did you hear about the paperboy who was caught masturbating at work? It’s………. all over the news

mormondad:

getting a boner before marriage is a sin

i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”

U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK

ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC

BITCH

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bunnyfood:

(via dpaf:via)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

bodyfleur:

gravityfalse:

liquid-pickle:

heirloon:

smallcarltons:

laughoutloudrightnow:

reblogging for future reference

I do the Brazil one all the time.

apparently italy’s not metal

Australians aren’t into peace either

just. what the fuck, greece

We’re not going to talk about how in Turkey no one’s nose can be got?

I HATE HOW THESE GESTURES MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD BECAUSE THE MAJORITY MEAN GOOD THINGS HERE IN AMERICA

peace sign, got your nose, thumbs up, a-okay, no promises, rock on, and high five ARE HORRIBLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES THIS IS WHY I CAN’T TRAVEL

• wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
• stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA