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cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]
i want a relationship like this
RIDE OR DIE
RIDE AND DIE
Did you hear about the paperboy who was caught masturbating at work? It’s………. all over the news
getting a boner before marriage is a sin
i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”
U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK
ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC
reblogging for future reference
I do the Brazil one all the time.
apparently italy’s not metal
Australians aren’t into peace either
just. what the fuck, greece
We’re not going to talk about how in Turkey no one’s nose can be got?
I HATE HOW THESE GESTURES MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD BECAUSE THE MAJORITY MEAN GOOD THINGS HERE IN AMERICA
peace sign, got your nose, thumbs up, a-okay, no promises, rock on, and high five ARE HORRIBLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES THIS IS WHY I CAN’T TRAVEL
wake up at 5 AM:
ill fucking kill all of you
stay up till 5 AM:
Hi, I'm Cathy :)
Freshman at UIUC. History major. I love food, friends, family, and cute things. And fictional men.
For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson